As most people in the Northern Hemisphere fry in the heat, it’s quite the opposite where I am, Down Under way.
Australia’s most highly populated area, the south east where cities like Melbourne and Sydney lie, is experiencing some of the coldest weather on record.
Sydneysiders woke up to their coldest July morning in 21 years.
Meanwhile to the south of Sydney, in the state of Victoria, roads were closed due to freezing and the city of Melbourne was hammered with high winds.
The tooth is where the head is….
For 15 weeks Australian rugby player Ben Czislowski had been wondering why he had been experiencing incessant headaches, an eye infection and constantly feeling lethargic.
With a well overdue trip to the local doctor, Ben discovered that he had been holding the missing tooth from an opposition opponent just above his left eye, after a match played back on April 1, in Queensland State.
He told Australian media:
“We (me and my opponent) had a bit of a head clash and I realised he’d lost some teeth, but I just assumed they were on the ground,” he said.
“I never thought they were lodged in my head. I just got it stitched up and that was about it.”
The 24-year-old says he was shocked when his doctor discovered an infected tooth beneath his skin.
“I probably need his address, I’ve got his tooth at home,” he said.
“It’d probably be the right thing to send it down to him. It was a pretty impressive collision.
“It wasn’t intentional from him and it was just sort of a head clash, and he probably didn’t see it coming. I didn’t see it coming.
“It looked pretty dramatic.”
“It’s a story I can tell for the rest of my life. It will get a bit more exaggerated over the years, but it’s a good laugh.”
Australians are tough people, especially Queenslanders. Steve Irwin was a Queenslander. And Australian rugby players are tough guys, but this is just ridiculous! How did he not realise for 4 months that he had someone else’s tooth lodged into your forehead!
So….
Ben Czislowski, congratulations, you’ve earned yourself the honour of…
The Crazy News Tool of the Week.
Kazakhstan’s favourite son delighted commentators, TV viewers and cyclists alike yesterday during le Tour de France.
Sporting his famous mankini, the world famous Borat was seen running up a steep hill attempting to keep up with the peloton with all his might.
Very Nice!
Update 2:
Well, well. The drama and excitement and general craziness of Le Tour continued yesterday. This time TV news bulletins the world over were carrying pictures of mans best friend being ploughed into by a rider.
What was that French dog doing on the course? We may never know.
Too dam sexy for the bus!
Oh, she’ll stop traffic….
A 20-year-old German woman was threatened to be thrown off the bus she was riding because she was too dam hot.
In particular her cleavage was apparently too much to handle for the distracted driver, who was clearly having a bad day. Poor bloke.
The woman named Debora C told German tabloid Bild that without warning the driver stopped the bus, opened the door, and started shouting at her.
“He opened the door and shouted at me ‘Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can’t concentrate on the traffic. If you don’t sit somewhere else, I’m going to have to throw you off the bus.”‘
The German beauty said that she moved to another seat but was left humiliated by the bus driver.
A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver.
“The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing,” the spokesman said. “A bus driver cannot be distracted because it’s a danger to the safety of all the passengers.”
Here’s the storty: From Bild online. (you need to know German to read it)
Oh, and her is her photo.
Debora C, too sexy for that bus!
I really was expecting something a little skanky. You know, sort of like 2002 Christina Aguilera skanky.
I think that bus driver was just having a really bad day. A really, really bad day.
Hey Mr Bus driver, here’s something that might cheer you up, which ever way you might swing….
This is from band Right Said Fred, a re-launch of their 1992 hit, “I’m Too Sexy”..hit it!
I’m too sexy for my blog!
The Crazy News
The Crazy News Blog 