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Hot Shot: Naked blonde stuns shoppers in Germany, as Europe heats up.

In 2007, adult, Amature porn, amazing story, Art, Austria, Berlin, Cars, comedy, Crazy news, Doemitz, EU, europe, Ferrari, Germany, hottie, Humour, naked, Naked Cycling, News, Nude, nudists, Odd News, People, porn, Serbia, sex, sexy, Society, tits, Uncategorized, Weather, World News on July 24, 2007 at 8:27 am

The Crazy News: Shot of the Week

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Yeah baby, she’s got it!

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Well, well, well…What’s all this then?

German media are reporting on some very unusual activity occurring in the German town of Doemitz.

A 30-something naked blonde woman, as pictured above, was snapped on a digital camera by a stunned local as she left a petrol station convenience store wearing nothing but golden stilettos and a bracelet.

Nothing else….

And as you can see, she appears to be tattooed. Do tattoos count as clothing?

NO!

Or is she wearing some kind of body paint/body stocking? Either way, she’s looking mighty hot, on what was a mighty hot day in continental Europe.

The mystery blonde bought 6 packets of cigarettes from petrol station employee Ines Swoboda late on the sweltering Sunday afternoon and then returned to a waiting Ferrari F430, before zooming off.

“I wasn’t surprised because she’s come in naked before — she’s a very nice woman,” Swoboda said, adding none of the other customers were bothered.

Although some of the males in the store at the time were seen mysteriously despairing into the toilets afterwards, must have drunk too much beer on Saturday night…

Whatever the case, this naked blonde sure likes showing off her skin and those lovely tattoos, or whatever that is (help me out here).

Whatever the facts, it sure does look like she might have gained a hell of a lot more attention than she bargained for.

The Crazy News will keep you updated on any further naked developments…

Hot in Europe! Literally…

Meanwhile in Serbia, three tourists were arrested for cycling in the nude in a bid to beat the sweltering and deadly heat wave sweeping parts of the European continent.

Surprise, surprise one of the three nudes was a German, the other two Austrian.

All three men were fined 250 Euros each for disrupting public peace.

They must have thought the World Naked Bike Ride was on. One month too late fellas.

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Video: Jagshemash! Borat hijacks Tour de France

In 2007, adult, bikini, Borat, celebrity, comedy, Crazy news, EU, europe, France, Le Tour de France, model, naked, Odd News, Places, sex, sport, Swim wear, tits on July 17, 2007 at 1:45 am

 

Kazakhstan’s favourite son delighted commentators, TV viewers and cyclists alike yesterday during le Tour de France.

Sporting his famous mankini, the world famous Borat was seen running up a steep hill attempting to keep up with the peloton with all his might.

Very Nice!

Update 2:
Well, well. The drama and excitement and general craziness of Le Tour continued yesterday. This time TV news bulletins the world over were carrying pictures of mans best friend being ploughed into by a rider.

What was that French dog doing on the course? We may never know.

Porn star sued, uses school freinds’ name as alias in hardcore movies.

In Briana Banks, celebrity, celebrity justice, court, crazy, Crazy news, entertainment, fetish, film, hollywood, hottie, Life, model, naked, Odd News, party, People, porn, Porn stars, sex, sex industry, sex scandal, sex workers, Syvette Wimberly, Texas, tits, Uncategorized, United States, USA, X rated, XXX on July 10, 2007 at 4:39 am

 

A Crazy News classic.

It’s been revealed a woman from Texas, USA, is taking legal action against a former high school classmate for using her name as an alias in the porn industry.

25-year-old porn actress Lara Madden has appeared in at least 15 X-rated sex movies since 2004 using the stage name “Syvette Wimberly”, the name of her former friend from the ninth grade in the city of Houston

Wimberly does not believe it’s a coincidence that her old classmate is now using her name. “I imagine she knew the name and maybe thought it sounded catchy and was unique,” Wimberly said.

Lara Madden and an adult film studio are being sued for invasion of privacy and emotional distress.

“Really on a weekly, if not daily basis, my client has had to deal with odd phone calls, former classmates that didn’t know her that well sending her e-mails about whether she’s now in the adult film industry and just a general lack of safety for her,” her attorney told local media.

Lara Madden appears in videos produced and distributed by Vivid Entertainment, a high quality video producer famous for videos including stars Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks and Tera Partick.

The real Syvette Wimberly is asking for monetary damages and an injunction to stop Madden from using her name.

10p.jpg  Lara Madden or Syvette Wimberly?

Adulterous sex to bring down Chinese Communist Party?

In adult, adult industry, amazing story, Art, asia, beach babe, capitalism, China, civilisation, comedy, Communism, crazy, Crazy news, Economy, entertainment, fashion, hottie, Humans, Humour, love, mens health, model, naked, Odd News, party, Places, political sex scandal, politics, porn, Porn stars, prostitutes, sex, sex industry, sex scandal, sex workers, Society, supermodel, tits, Uncategorized, viagra, World News, X rated on June 30, 2007 at 3:50 am

 

In a hardening of previous policy, the Chinese government are set to crack down on government officials who have been found to have “kept and supported” mistresses, in a move aimed at ‘raising social morals’.

Mistresses and “second wives” are common among government officials and businessmen in China.

Corrupt officials are a major cause of public outrage in China, and the country’s Communist rulers have warned that if graft is not checked it could threaten the party’s grip on power.

Chinese policy makers found it “necessary to make a clarification and emphasis” on the punishment for officials who supported mistresses.

“The morality of government officials shown in their management or power operation… directly affects the moral level of the whole society.”

“Therefore, officials should set up good examples, and abide by social morality rules.”

Last year, a Chinese vice admiral was jailed for life on embezzlement charges after one of his many mistresses blew the whistle on him when he refused to give in to her demand for money.