But when a dog shoots a man, well, you can’t help but laugh (as long as everyone lives to tell the tale that is)
For 37 year old James Harris from Iowa in the US, the first day of pheasant season was one not to remember.
After his party shot a bird north of Grinnell on Friday, 37-year-old Harris put his gun down and crossed a fence to retrieve it. That’s when things went to the hunting dogs, who stepped on the weapon and bang!
Harris was hit in the lower left leg. He was treated at a nearby medical centre and then airlifted to Iowa City.
Authorities are investigating. No word on whether the dogs have been interrogated.
‘Hey, Sir have you seen those nuclear weapons that were lying around here lately?’
According to a report, a United States Air force B-52 transport flight from the far northern US State of North Dakota, to the far southern US State of Louisiana last week, was carrying six nuclear warheads attached to cruise missiles. That was despite everyone involved in the mission, including the flight crew, believing that they were just conventional weapons.
And to make matters worse, the little incident may have violated an international nuclear weapons treaty. Not that that matters much anymore.
Oh, dear.
The plane took the cruise missiles from Minot Air Force Base to Barksdale Air Force Base for decommissioning last Thursday, and the nukes flew right across the middle of America for the 6 hour trip, with enough firepower to begin the end of the world.
Officials talking after the story broke in the independent Army Times publication, said the incident was a major breach of security rules surrounding nuclear weapons. One Air Force official said that he could not recall anything similar happening, and that those involved in the mistake had been relieved from duties.
The incident was so serious, even the US President, George Walker, was notified. Not sure there would be much that he could do to fix the problem.
To add to the craziness, the US is party to a Cold War-era treaty not to fly nuclear weapons.
“It appears that what happened was this treaty agreement was violated,” an official admitted.
But never fear, the official said.
Saying the situation would likely not have caused a nuclear detonation due to the nuclear weapons not being armed.
“Any time you have nuclear material on board, if the airplane crashes, nuclear material can be spread in the immediate area of the crash, so you get radioactivity in the immediate area of the crash.”
Coldplay, one of the most successful commercial bands in history, you either love them or you hate them…
Or do you? Well, most people probably don’t have an opinion.
But one woman from Washington,USA, obviously has an extreme hatred of the band; either that or she was experiencing the worst karaoke singing in history. Probably both.
Male Karaoke Singer: “Look at the stars, look how they shine for you…”
Crazy woman in crowd: “Oh, no, not that song. I can’t stand that song!”
Karaoke man continues: “and everything that you do…yeah, they were all yel-…”
Crazy Woman in crowd: “You suck! ”
…Crazy woman gets up on stage, pushes man singing coldplay….
Karaoke Man continues singing: “-ow…I came along.. I wrote a son-”
Bam!
Crazy woman: Takes a round house swing at karaoke man, lands one in the face.
Oh boy…. Where’s Jerry Springer when you need him. Where’s Steve? (Got his own show, that’s what)
“It took three or four of us to hold her down,” a bartender from the Seattle Karaoke bar ‘Changes’, told local media.
“A little hippie girl,” the bartender referred to the woman as.
And when staff escorted the 21-year-old woman outside, things just got worse.
She “went crazy”. Throwing punches left, right and centre at anyone, including an off duty police officer.
When police finally arrived, she went even more crazy, head butting the off duty police officer.
Wow! What a night!
And according to the bartender’s statement to police, she had only bought a single shot of Jagermeister before her crazy rant.
Sounds like someone needs to lay off the Jager, and stay away from karaoke bars, with shit singers in them, which would be every karaoke bar in the known universe….
The Crazy News would like to dedicate this next ballad to our friend, the Crazy “little hippy girl”, from Seattle…. Look how they shine for you….
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