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Crazy World: Humped to Death, Man wants 100 Kids, Sleeping with Bears after Beers and The World’s Oldest Chewing Gum.

In Abdul Rahman, australia, Finland, News, Rampant Rabbit Robber, Serbia, The Crazy News, UAE, Uncategorized, World on August 21, 2007 at 2:06 am

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Time to spin that globe and experience yet another edition of….

The Crazy News: Quick Quotes.

superdad_468x309.jpg Abdul says you aint seen nothing yet.

Serbia

“Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage.”

A director of the Belgrade Zoo discusses the half eaten body of a 23-year-old man found with the bears. It appears the man had stumbled in from the grounds of a nearby beer festival being enjoyed by the local population. Several mobile phones were found inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans. Go figure.

UAE

“In 2015 I will be 68 years old and will have 100 children.”

Abdul Rahman, a one legged Emirati father of 78, talks up his hopes of hitting the magic century mark. The 60-year-old man whore currently has 15 wives, but wants to knock up at least 2 more in the next few years. Apparently Islam allows men to marry up to four women at a time. Abdul uses government funds to support the family. You can probably thank the oil for that.

Australia

“I’d say it’s probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing.”

A police detective from Queensland state speculates as to why a woman, who had been given a camel for her 60th birthday, was crushed to death by the pet at her family’s sheep station/ranch. It apparently knocked her to the ground, laid on top of her, and displayed a suspicious mating behaviour. Eeep.

Finland

“It’s particularly significant because well defined tooth imprints were found on the gum.”

A professor to a 23-year-old archaeology student discusses the find of what is being described as the world’s oldest piece of chewing gum, estimated at 5,000 years, yum! The student for the Scotland was on a dig centred in an area frequented by Neolithic era humans when she came across the lump of birch bark tar. She also found an amber ring and an arrow head. How interesting.

UK

“The defendant pointed the vibrator in the bag at Mr Vakani and warned him to back off.”

A Leicester court prosecutor details to a jury how a man held up a betting shop using his girlfriend’s vibrator as a weapon of intimidation. The manager of the shop handed over more than £600 in cash to the man, who the British media have dubbed The “Rampant Rabbit robber”. He was sentenced to 5 years prison.

What can I say to that? Sex toys as weapons?… it’s a crazy world people, it’s a crazy world.

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  1. I know that always men used a kind of resine as chewing gum.The question is: What is the taste of a 5000 years chewing gum?

  2. I’m going to go with delicious.
    Couldn’t be any worse than a McDonald’s Big Mac. Probably made of the same stuff.

  3. The urban legend in Spain about Mcdonald is that their burgers are made of rat meat. But I’m lovin’ it!!! LOL

  4. The man in the bear cage … his clothes were unharmed. That makes me wonder, did he take his clothes off? Was he planning on having a little bear hanky panky? No wonder he got attacked! heh

    OK, the man has 15 wives, so I understand how he can have so man kids. But he better watch out, if they all get mad at him, he’s a goner.

    On the camel humping the women to death, I think there’s something fishy going on at that farm…

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  6. LOL rat meat an urban legend?, I thought it was was rat meat!

  7. Yeah I don’t know the full story behind the clothes not being touched, very weird stuff.

    And the 15 wives thing, just too crazy for me to even comprehend…

    Regarding the camel err humping, nothing would surprise me in rural Queensland really. It would not surprise me one bit what I think you are suggesting…

  8. PS thanks for linking The Crazy News to your readers!

  9. “a one legged Emirati father of 78”

    As jealous as I am of not getting as much Tang as this dude, I gotta give props:

    ABDUL IS A PIMP!

  10. […] in 2007, Worlds most, Nanu Ram Jogi, India, World, News, Society, Uncategorized  First it was Emirati Abdul Rahman whose aim it was to father 100 children by the time he was 68, but today it’s Indian Nanu Ram Jogi whose aim it is to be fathering at the age of […]

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