We scour the planet for crazy news…
And go around it! with….
The Crazy News: Quick Quotes.
“We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water.”
Workers from a drinks stall in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort tell a tall tale about a giant Lego man that washed up on the beach.
You can even buy one of these ridiculously oversized Lego men on eBay right now! Bidding at 80 bucks US.
“In the countryside we’re used to people going at police with muck spreaders, but this was something else.”
A police spokesman discusses how a crazed farmer used his tractor and a muck spreader to ram and spray squad cars, and eluding capture for seven hours by hiding in the nearby woods, he was finally arrested by an elite police unit.
“Sindhudurg has the lowest decadal population growth rate of 4. Our aim is to reduce the decadal population growth rate by at least by 10 by 2010.”
Authoriies in the Indian State of Maharashtra are taking desperate measure to curb massive populating growth, offering a 5000-rupee “honeymoon package” to any couple who delays the birth of their first child by two years, and a 7500-rupee package if they can hold off for three years.
“The noise just went on and on. Not for weeks but for months.”
Neighbours of Diane Duffin from Leeds, England, complain about the inccessant and very loud playing of country and western hits like 9 to 5 and Stand By Your Man at all hours of the day and night. Oh the humanity!
“I know what I did was wrong.”
A Catholic priest from a small town in Colorado confesses to police about the naked late night jogging he had been doing. He had been running nude at a high school track and didn’t think anyone would be around at that time of day, but was apprehended by an off duty officer with no sense of humour.
“It was the way he moved, the shape of the hair he was using, all of this prompted suspicions.”
A regional police chief talks about the arrest of a man dressed as a woman, who was posing as the wife of another man in an attempt to allude the authorites. He was wanted for murder and “planning terrorist acts against the security forces.” ¡Ahora, eso está loco!
And that was yet another crazy edition of, The Crazy News: Quick Quotes…..
I need a breather after that!